Commissions open

Let's make something together.

I take on a handful of commissions at a time so each one gets real attention. I did a mural! For money! Like a real boy — and I'd love to make the next thing for you, whether it's a portrait of your dog or something with a skull in it.

What I take on
Pet portraits

Your animal, painted with the seriousness usually reserved for royalty. Living, passed, or gloriously unhinged — all welcome.

Murals

Walls, big feelings. I painted an 8×6 ft mural for Moni's in Arlington and would happily do it again on yours.

Tea & coffee portraits

Portraits stained in actual tea and coffee — warm, sepia, and a little haunted. My favorite thing to make.

How it works
01
Say hello

Fill out the form below with whatever you're dreaming of.

02
We dream it up

I'll write back with ideas, timeline, and a quote — no pressure.

03
Sketch & approve

You see a sketch and we tweak until it feels right.

04
I make it

Then it ships to you, carefully wrapped and a little loved.

Tell me what you're dreaming of

The more detail the better — but a one-liner is completely fine too.